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Monday, October 24, 2005

Wintergreen

Yes.
Ray & I practiced together yesterday. All those not present at the time can only fantasize of the melodies and harmonious resonations emanating from the acoustic instruments and my cherubic voice. Oh yeah... Ray's noise-hole made sounds, too.

We played only about 6-8 songs, but they sounded better than ever.

In order to achieve maximum profitabilty, we will be signing the first 10 CDs at $100 each. Quantities are limited, order now!

12 comments:

At 10:17 AM, October 24, 2005, Blogger Unknown said...

Hey good buddy, what's my cut?

 
At 2:56 PM, October 24, 2005, Blogger shortensweet said...

You don't get a cut so shut your nosie hole..ha ha..
I don't want to preorder, I'll wait for them to come to something like limewire and download them for free.

 
At 7:22 PM, October 24, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um..how much you get for jus' two tracks? What!? Man...thass a lotta money! Okay, so how about I give you a dolla and you stan' there and hum me one o' yo' songs?

 
At 1:37 AM, October 25, 2005, Blogger SuperDad said...

Ray, your cut is 16 cents each. Sorry, recession and all. Overhead. Stuff.

Jamie, we are partnered with Metallica and will sue your butt if you download stuff for free.

Vi, hum hum huuuuummmm do-be-do-be-doooooooo hum.
Where's my buck.
2 tracks will only cost $98 dollars if you order today. We will even throw in a photocopy of a picture of Ray & I standing near each other in a sexy and thoughtful pose.

Anyhoo, I suggest that Ray and I practice again this upcoming week (I'm busy this weekend hunting). After that, we should practice at Vi's house for a day. Anyone who is interested in our progress could stop in and gasp in awe at our melodious compositions.

I will be calling 2 different studios today to get some prices. Dragon Piano (I recorded there before) and a new place in Montague. There price will need to be incredibly cheap since I'm not real interested in doing this stuff with someone who may or may not know what they are doing. We will probably end up recording at Dragon.

I have heard it said many times that the difference between Professional quality and Home quality is in the editing and mixing. Anybody can record. It takes skill to make it sound quality.

 
At 9:42 AM, October 25, 2005, Blogger Unknown said...

So do I get 16 cents of that buck? Don't make me get a manager.

If I do I'll probably go with Lars' guy.

 
At 8:06 PM, October 25, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, i'm emailing you a 16 cent check.

 
At 4:58 AM, October 26, 2005, Blogger Unknown said...

I don't accept money from strangers, Mr. Anonymous... oh wait, yes I do.

 
At 2:24 PM, October 26, 2005, Blogger shortensweet said...

What if I returned to my duties as 'coffee girl' would that mean I get a discount????

 
At 4:04 PM, October 27, 2005, Blogger Unknown said...

WAKE UP BRIAN!!! It's been more than a day since you've been to your own "daily" blog. (I wiggled my fingers in the air doing the sarcastic quotey thing before I typed "daily")

So, tomorrow (Friday, less than a day away as you measure time) would be a good day for me to practice, or Saturday, if you're not killing innocent woodland critters.

Do you know it's supposed to be cold this weekend? I say 'let them live, come, and make beautiful music with me'.

In the brotherly clean sort of way.

 
At 3:32 AM, October 28, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, let them live. Go forth and make beautiful music. That $10,000. isn't going to make itself.

 
At 1:27 AM, November 01, 2005, Blogger SuperDad said...

I didn't kill nothin this weekend.
I saw one deer, but it was too far away and I couldn't even tell if it had antlers.

 
At 12:11 PM, November 02, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad, for your sake, that we no longer depend upon our own hunting skills for survival.

 

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